so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
Ok seriously, can we bring back badminton?
Ummmm I went to see who was upstairs, he was the only one in his room so we had sex while the travel channel played in the background.
Oh good. Romantic. Still, I'm jealous of the sex.
Probably not, since he made me promise not to tell anyone it only lasted ten seconds.
I don't know what's more sad: The fact that he fingered the side of my leg, or the fact that the side of my leg feels like a vagina.
We'll make it into fun. If I can make wii bowling into a drinking game, I can make studying spanish into a sex game.
The trick is to not slur when purchasing the condoms at 3am
I just found $40 in the jeans I wore last night. PS I also found the jeans I wore last night.
I'm at work, still drunk. Can you turn on the radio? If the station goes off the air I passed out. Can't get fired. Haven't slept yet.
Just checked my bank account while shitting blood. Neither action felt good when I was done.
I may have been hammered and in a wheelchair but I definitely remember asking the hospital reseptionist to marry me
I have a page in my 2010 scrapbook dedicated to pictures of his cock.
im not trying to sound dramatic, but im covered in microwavable lasagna
I woke up naked on my couch playing a video game I thought I had dreamed about... oh yeah, and someone cut my hair.
have you ever seen all dogs go to heaven this is important
I think I was judged by a squirrel this morning during the walk...
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