So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
So I got my period. Finally. In related news, I reinstated my belief in God.
I hope i woe up in your car, or else i stole someone elses and slept in the back seat
He asked if it was my vagina. I told him it was my butt. Clearly I need to buy him a map of the female form.
you just used a box of cheese-its to get into the bar
you made them have somersault races with you thru the lobby..
In hindsight, buying 4 different kinds of vibrators at once may have been a little overenthusiastic of me.
Waking and baking has revolutionized how i brush my teeth. Seriously up to like 25 min everry morn. Highly recommend
He told me that "my little fuckpig" was a term of endearment in Britain. I think I'm in love.
You guys better make it up to the cabin in time for mud wrestling on Saturday. I'm not kidding. You know when I joke, and now is not one of those times.
Walmart at night is scary enough without having to run into people you've slept with
Is "when in doubt date the guy with the bigger dick" a good philosophy?
Regret, thy taste is box wine.
Well there's only 4 people in my class, we've watched a video, the instructors encouraged us to start using cocaine and now we are on break.
It's been productive.
I was looking for a pen and I stumbled upon my mom's vibrator. On a related note, yes I will be going out tonight.
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