I need to shower the guilt off of my thighs.
It's a sad day when you have to slightly move your fupa to shave.
so her cute freckles turned out to be blackheads
Fuck buddy has no power. Invited her over to use my shower. I love hurricaines.
I use him for alcohol and he uses me for sex. This is the closest thing to love i could imagine
This weekend was suppose to be a 'smoke weed and stare at things' weekend. Not a 'spend all my rent money partying with Europeans till 8 am' weekend
Yeah but those French chicks did get naked
Please never let me the drunk fat dancer in the bus girl
Like there's an 87% chance I'll end up on the bedroom floor demanding sex while freestyling in your face. I'm going to buy rum.
That one dude should feel honored if he were to get herpes from you. Fuck that Guy. He is a herpe.
If you're mature enough to fuck him you're mature enough to tell him you don't want a relationship come on
So baked. About to eat a calzone then hate fuck this guy.
THAT'S MY GIRL
I bought emergency contraception until I / we decide how to handle that. And target gave me a gift receipt for it. Awkward.
I just don't understand why your parents aren't supporting your dreams of being a medieval weapon smith.
I'll explain later but I just had to legally commit to abstinence for the next 4 months
u would mumble something and then get unnecessarily loud and say random shit like 'id fuck the shit out of taylor hanson right now'
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