But why is there no point in liking him? Does he have herpes? Is he married? Is he gay? Did he get his penis chopped off in a freak accident? If the answer is no to all of the above, then he is fair game
I don't think you have the libido for two women at the same time
I think you underestimate the amount of time spent masturbating
it's been like two and a half months. And I swear, I keep seeing walking dicks. I think I'm going crazy cause of lack of sex..
I know i should have focused more on what you were saying in the text rather than the fact you spelt "suicidal" wrong
And on the subject of embracing my inner whore, I had two different dicks in my mouth yesterday. Friend, it's official. I'm completely outta control.
he was extremely fucked up- he thought my sports bra was his boxers. even when his leg wouldnt fit. at least whiskey dick wasnt a problem
Getting stoned at work has never been a good idea, but im always more than willing to give it another chance
They just showed up to the party with a shopping cart full stolen of naty ice cans, no boxes, just cans. Shit just got real !
But the Super Mario beer pong table is more than appropriate.
Ultimate fat girl moment: I promised him my mouth for the night if he bought me a funnel cake..
OMG he dropped his pants for me. Granted it was to show me where he got stabbed but still...
What am I supposed to say? "Hey remember last spring when I did an ergonomic assessment on your office, well here's an ergo for your dick."
Dealing with people is so much easier after you've had an orgasm or 4.
yeah i'm making him "thanks for letting me befriend your toilet" cookies. wanna help? i'm sure you'll be making new friends too.
Do you think Root Touch Up or Just for Men would work better on pubes?
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