In case you were wondering, you weren't dreaming. I really did get stuck between my bed and the wall last night.
I looked up to you, until I saw her walk out of your room.
I bet him anal if they won...the one time Detroit decides to win, it had to be this week
i told the bartender last night that if the palace saloon made a calendar he would be every month.
Just took a final in the room where I lost my virginity. I think it was god luck.
If the blowjob was before the wedding, we're not technically related, right?
Hey. Whatever time u wake up let me know Ur alive. I need my vegas partner... I don't think they let u take corpses on a plane.
God forbid we drive unregistered mopeds without license plates on a pedestrians only sidewalk without goggles while flipping off passing cars.
Just saw a guy I fucked in a clown suit in the bar. It's not Halloween. I have got to start making better life decisions.
Yes, yes I will fake crap in his house for you.
I'm pretty sure that I drunkenly used the phrase "I just want his beard all over my body" way too many times last night.
Still stoned. I like your bong. It can stay. No others, though.
Just wanted to say, I appreciate your bravery in having read receipts
I took my makeup off with mouthwash. Seemed like a good idea. It worked.
He passed out while I was riding him but stayed hard long enough for me to orgasm. He definitely earned the blow job I’m going to wake him up with in the morning!
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