so apparently telling her she could shit easier and therefore lose weight faster wasn't the best arguement for getting anal.
Just tried my new showerhead. Sex with Brian will never be the same.
Don't play hard to get, I've seen some of the girls you've slept with.
I had to do a class evaluation today & the girl beside me didn't fill in any bubbles she just wrote in huge letters RETIRE across the whole sheet
The port-a-pottys are knocked over so I have nowhere to sleep.
Hope you don't mind if I never tell my family about you.
Did he seem like the type of guy that would maybe take weed as payment?
It was like the devil him self busted his red hot satanic nuts all over my face and burned my eyes out of my innocent sockets.
And he came all over himself. At least he didn't ruin my new lulus.
Actually though that could've been bad.
He balanced a treat on his nose, and then he rolled me a joint. My bf is the best pet ever.
He showed up at my front door with Plan B and a rose...
By god, his vagina is better looking than mine.
That's crazy. Wow that lady must be fucked up
Yeah I hope she's okay.
I'm still going to fuck her husband but I do hope she's okay.
Somebody broke the sliding door, and someone ripped the toilet seat off the toilet. So yeah, pretty typical friday night
MANIFESTATION IS REAL AND IM GETTING LAID TONIGHT
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