This got awkward about two "Oh yeah"s ago.
All i remember was he was wearing billibong pants... well actually my mom found that out for me.
Were taking tot shots. If toddlers could drink these are the size of shots they would take
I am a terrible person. This is almost as bad as when I was going to see my ex while my boyfriend was at that funeral.
Watched a women out our tannin salon literally fight police because she was getting arrested for trying to drunkenly fight the tanning salon owner...we need to step up our day drinking this is shameful.
Sorry no. I've already promised my first single hookup to somebody.
This coming from the girl who broke up with a guy because she found out he played the tuba in middle school.
I woke up to a hotel manager knocking on my car ( window was down) and asking if I was ok
Currently shopping online for cardboard cutouts of various horror characters. That should teach me roommates to stop taking acid on Tuesdays.
I'm hungover from arbor mist I'm so white
The last time I went to Vegas and the sun started to rise, my copilot went home with her nipples pierced.
I had to break it to her that she was not in fact behind the bushes when she peed on the church last night
If you had been home 20 minutes ago, you probably would've caught me masturbating, so it might be for the best.
We're meant to be. Apparently God wants me to get dicked down pretty good too so I'm not complaining about destiny
Had a one night stand and didnt remember the guys name until he started sending me poems in the mail.
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