She tried to have sex with him but he quote unquote respected her
Was just hit on by a guy with 2 kids and one was named Rocky. I need to get out of Buena Park.
Someone will be leaving this trip either pregnant or devastated.
At a Jewish lesbian wedding. I stick out like a sore, uncircumcised penis.
I experienced pure joy just moments ago when I looked down and saw that I had another pop tart to consume down my mouth hole.
Yes I slept with him, he was the only one not wearing a costume. Guys with costumes are just trying to impress you.
I did sing regulators with a random black dude at The Rail without looking at the screen, hugged him and walked off stage. I pretty much live up to all expectations.
Unintentional and slightly frustrating adventures are basically all I'm good for. Expect heart palpitations, cheap food, and homeless men serenading us.
I'm eating hummus off of my stomach right now.
I just peed on a rich man's lawn fuck yeah America
Just had sex in the room next to my parents. Heading back to school ASAP.
lol I'll trade you jello for a tampon
what a trade!
Wait is this place where the strippers are missing teeth and I think one is missing a thumb? Though I don't know how she would maneuver on the pole without a thumb. Pls advise.
Walking back to my car from the campus library and just saw a Nuva Ring on the sidewalk. If that doesn't scream college life, idk what does.
Need to use your shower bro.
FWB wearing glitter again?
It’s like she’s marking her territory
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