Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
remember about an hour ago when i told you i was never drinking again? i may or may not be mixing malibu with caprisun. just saying.
YOU CAN MICROWAVE POPTARTS!?!??!
just got a rotting pancake and bacon in the mail from your address....
I just threw up in a patch of wild flowers on the side of the road. I never knew rock bottom was so beautiful.
According to google history I spent most of last night trying to buy an elephant.
He busted his lip while trying to keep from passing out in the pool. The hotel people don't seem to be too concerned that we're passing around a bottle of SoCo at 11 am.
All she was asking was for you to describe your coat so she could get it, but you kept yelling at her so the security threw you out.
When's a good time to tell your boyfriend you've slept with his ex girlfriend?
Like if a baby's bottom had nipples, that's how my boobs feel
Girl behind me in line at cvs was getting impatient then outta nowhere blew up shouting that if she didn't get her plan b soon she might be a mom abd that if we couldn't tell she'd be a terrible mom
I just smoked a bowl with the lady who runs the special olympics. Your move.
I want to be tan and drunk. Is that too much to ask for?
Should I wish him a happy birthday?
Well he has been inside of you enough times that you probably should.
He really is. Owns his own house and has more than one towel!
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