You would DIE at the bar we're at right now. All indian/asian med students, I swear
Asian doctor ratio. So hot. I would've gone into heat
did not feel like going to store to get condoms last night so went to her pantry and got a sandwich bag and a rubberband
did it work?
nope
There really should be an "avoid ghetto" option on my GPS.
PS Can you transmit a UTI to a sexual partner? I tried to ask, but the doctor just told me to abstain (sup Bristol) for my own good w/o answering
I just threw up a christmastime peep. I am literally already sick of the holidays.
Just talked to the girl you brought home from the bar last night while she was looking for her panties. She said to tell you "nice try".
Too many people are naked here for this to be normal.
Getting sheets for college, what is the thread count that shows the least amount of cumstains?
630.
I'm pretty sure I just overheard my boss call his sperm precious metal...
one of them held the wheel while the other one changed her pants. while driving. on the thruway. what
Aw lol. Sounds like my masturbation injury last year
The gas station was closed so we found old PBR and played Edward Nalgene Hands instead
Had an orgasm and got a charley horse at the same time. It was a multi-purpose scream.
Remember that guy that walked around our house naked with a boner wearing nothing but his winter coat? Well, he has a kid now.
Instead of going to my moms birthday party I went over and gave him head. I should win non girlfriend of the year award
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