Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
You owe me 10 bucks. He wasnt in jail. Found him at 530 this morning when the smoke alarm went off. He passed out naked in the middle of cooking bacon. No idea where he was before that.
Dude, 1 prime defect in the snuggie- you can't fuck someone discreetly under a snuggie. No way no how
you know you made some mistakes when your last two boyfriends are both obsessed with women's curling...
She just dipped a dollar bill in her queso dip and almost ate it before I slapped it out of her hand, no more bar crawls..
I wish orgasms lasted as long as the pain from rug burn
he just told me i make him happier than drugs. that's some serious shit right there
ive come to the point where weve hung out more times sober than drunk. i think im growing up. fuck.
you were passed out in your cheese fries by the time he brought out your second order of french toast.
The guy who just got ate on True Blood had the same balls as you.
She kept calling herself DJ McDonalds and said she wanted to make some Egg McMusic.
we panicked because we couldn't find you anywhere, but then we found you tripping in the bathtub with Marie's cat. there was no water. you thought there was water, though.
I didn't want to shower, so I shaved my legs in the pool . That drunk .
The guy whose house were at is drunkenly reading green eggs and ham to us in German
IDK if she's gay or not, but there is something about the way she looks at me that says "do dirty dirty things to me." I have no choice but to oblige.
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