Threesomes are so awesome. You even have company on your walk of shame :)
I just heard a guy scream "it must be five o' clock!!" and another guy screamed "somewhere!!!" out from different balconies.
PS, you're not being slutty, you're "making dreams true."
this study room smells like vodka
the study room thinks the same about you
Said he made a playlist for taking a shit. only two songs on it are the Star Wars theme and "America, fuck yeah" set to repeat.
He went bowling in his bathroom.. And shattered the toilet.
After your mom took her 12th and fatal tequila shot she proceeded to fall head first into the bonfire... Guess I don't have to fear getting old after all
I am pretty damn sure that neither my body or his body is ready for how drunk I am getting tonight
I guess I could probably fit that in between deep self reflection and teenage mutant ninja turtles
Listening to Ke$ha's new single to pump myself up for my STD test.
Don't use or open the microwave. It's full of smoke. Buying a new one tomorrow, will explain.
I love being high. The owl outside stopped who-ing and I could swear I just heard someone say, "Okay, that's a wrap!"
The band last night was really good
That was definitely karaoke. Guess that answers my follow up question on how drunk you were.
You said you liked how I put the cream cheese on.
...i have a beer in one hand, and a chicken wing in the same. typical tuesday, right?
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