I need to surround myself with more reliable stoners...
i just turned the eviction notice into a beer pong list
i just bought weed at the top of a mountain, best decision of our lives to go to school in colorado.
Had sex to a Lionel Richie song. I have a feeling I was conceived to it. Finally reached full circle.
The state of Wisconsin is just irresponsible for letting me buy this many fireworks
The only downside so far to having a guy roommate is that when he's doing a walmart run, I just can't bring myself to ask him to pick up a pregnancy test for me. I feel like that's just too much too soon.
My afternoon will now be spent googling genital warts. I think my life is over.
It's cheaper then a lap dance and you get your hair cut.
he's dressed up as pikachu 3 fucking years in a row and gotten laid each time. i don't understand
classified somewhere between kinky and medically inadvisable
I just want my paycheck, and my friends. And alcohol and tacos. Is that so much to ask?
Below this exterior of ice is a layer of cum. Followed by a pool of gin. More cum. Then, finally a heart.
I'm very disappointed that your kitten almost ate my weed cake...
I just spent 45 minutes and a really well-put together Power Point trying to convince her to use my dog as baby Jesus in her church's play.
APPARENTLY I MISSED SOMEONE SWALLOWING A WHOLE BAG OF METH WHILE I WAS ON BREAK.
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