When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
he's sitting on top of the fridge in only a black speedo and wont get down
We fucked on top of all of our English papers in celebration of the semester ending.
im breathing rainbows and everyone is talking in bubbles whatever you gave me give me more
Oh yes. Made out with a grandmother..... she had fake boobs and it was 330am. That makes it okay.
Mardi gras at its finest.
She tried to beat the waitress over the head with a bread stick because one of her martini olives was missing a pimento. All while screaming "IT'S GAMEDAY BITCH"
Olive Garden will never be the same.
I learn from experience and I experienced what it would be like to completely lose my mind and then wake up with a stab wound.
I found your dog. Now we are bros, so he is staying. Don't call, don't make it weird.
Dude. I've been high for so many hours now that I'm just accepting this as my new reality.
we had a full conversation and he only brought up drugs twice. overall I'd call it a success
Somehow i instagrammed my acceptance letter while blacked out. Then my grandma was the first to comment on it. I got over 50 likes....Phd here I come....
I promised her I would shit on your driveway. There's nothing that you or I can do about it now.
Pooping in a box is not fun. You're not a cat.
I will fuck anyone who brings me mcdonalds right now
She demanded to see my stimulus package, I had to go over.
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