everytime someone famous vagina shows up in pics, i have to go check my own vagina to make sure mine dont look all wrinkledy and flabby like that....i want my lips plump and succulent
I woke up on my floor...
I woke up with colors of the wind playing on repeat on my laptop...
if you don't let us come over today i'm not taking the second plan b pill. your call.
I just noticed that my shirt smells like coffee after eating out a Barista
this is the second time this week i got a blowjob from a crying girl.
Still had my bottle opener ring on. Started to give him a hand job. LOL
Hey Im running from the cops. hiding in a bush. when you're approaching the intersection honk the horn twice and I will come out.
My vagina supports interfraternal relations
I miss you more than I would miss junk food if I went on a diet. And you've seen me eat, you know how desperate I'd be.
My vagina bone hurts from grinding on that dude so hard.
The nun costume is coming back hard and it still has glitter and the smell of Vegas on it.
Best. Text. Ever.
Don't call police on the strange man passed out in his car in the driveway. I'll be home around noon to collect him.
There something liberating about walking through the dorm hallways without pants on.
It's amazing what a couple of orgasms can do for a girls demeanor.
I'm sorry I walked in on you guys, but all I heard from outside was her screaming "Dive, dive!". Sex was my last guess for what was going on in there.
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