i dont nkow, theres a guy slesping next to me and im wearing 8 tsthirts? wtf happened last night? will you come get me.
i think im in thre room next to you
I hraet yuo
did you say you heart me or hate me?
who is this?
Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
ejected that DVD during the department meeting.. it was our porn from last night. I have a new nick-name at work.
the bottle said: caution extremely flammable. so that was my motivation.
While he was going down his phone rang and he answered saying I'll call you later I'm eating.
I need someone to get my backpack from the bar before class tomorrow. I have to give my students their papers back.
You took a bar mat shot.
She tried to leave the threesome and I heard you yell "Hey! We don't quit at halftime!"
she pretty much pinned my hand to her boob "on accident" for like 10 seconds before she moved. Waiting the rest of the night was just a formality.
This is where you say "Why yes we will drink with reckless abandon and hopefully not be in a church parking lot again."
Finding that toy duck there was weird right?
He staggered in with his pants around his ankles and yelled that he lost his pants
So yes we had an orgy last night and I sucked your tits while you fucked my husband but I am weird about sharing my toothbrush.
I think I found my saving grace in the form of a beard at the bar.
The bar brought brought it upon themselves, they played billy joels piano man before closing, it's not our fault the bar isn't a bar anymore, right?
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