can you blame him?
i blame him for everything, HE GOT ME PREGNANT
it's kinda bad that we're already planning travel arrangements to his funeral
At least she'll always have a story about the time she showed up to the emergency room drunk and covered in chocolate syrup on her birthday.
It's time for everyone's favorite Wednesday night game... WHEEL OF. VODKA!!!!!
THESE BITCHES NOT IN MY MAJOR BETTER NOT FILL UP MY SLAVIC FAIRYTALES CLASS
Sidenote: do you recall your "give me the d" chant
Because everyone is allowed one half drunken 7:30 am walk back to campus in a cowgirl costume, right?
I just blocked a guy on grindr for having a little dick. See? I do have standards.
If I win the contest of drinking the most water I get a chicken nugget.
just in the smoking shack with my sister cheering on a caterpillar make its cocoon
You threw up in your own shoe then wore it home
sexting while watching Peter Pan the Musical! something just doesn't seem right here
THEY HAVE BEEN GOING AT IT FOR 2 HOURS AND I HEAR THEM BANGING THIS IS BULLSHIT
Is it bad when your own grandmother calls you a whore?
Remember, today is also the anniversary of Harambe's death. D**** out.
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