I hope to God it wasnt poon. That odor was unnatural, it was satanic pussy.
No. I was horrified and confused as to why you thought scrambled eggs and cottage cheese was a good mix
i find it simply astounding you spelled drunken wrong but pterodactyl right
lets make a pact to never make a pregnancy pact
that was after you ironed the burrito. didn't leave much cheese on the ironing board though
She just called to say she can support a full bottle of vodka between "the girls" now. I'm going over, don't try and stop me.
You can't call dibs 8 years later.
The orgasm outlasted the Charlie horse. Pros and cons.
we left the music on while we were fucking. some kanye west song started playing and he started to cry
woke up in a random sweater in a random bed in a random house on a street I don't recognize..
also, I vaguely remember swapping shirts with some random guy on the dance floor.
Her alarm in the morning was Best Day Ever from Spongebob. I'm have lots of conflicting feelings right now...
I'm still laying in bed cuz I don't feel like adulting yet
I think that maybe Alyssa may of had too much to drink. is it normal for her to straddle random people in quizno's?
I think the pizza guy was in shock..
Well I didn't mean to answer the door only in socks but I mean come on, 4 hours of sex works up an appetite! I WAS RAVENOUS
That's good to know, because I will be doing terrible things to you. Terrible things, John, wicked, evil, maniacal things shall happen to you and I will have the audacity to call it sex
STILL COMPLETELY OKAY WITH THIS
Randomize
