i'm going to rape that little man
omg not your brother
My toast was "here's to being positive, and testing negative... Cheers!"... after that chick gagged on her shot, everyone knew.... slut.
Blew in her face. She is Pissed. Yahtzee. As she brushes her teeth.
Girls only wine night turned into a sloppy drunk lesbian orgy again
just went to the store to buy a mop & tampons. i feel like i just gave in to all those women jokes.
He dated me before I started drinking. I feel like he deserves a consolation bj for all the effort he had to put in to get in my pants.
there was a kid getting taken out of the waterpark handcuffed to a wheelchair singing "tryna catch me ridin dirty"
I didn't scare your mother by showing up on the roof, did I?
Lmao. We just snorted some mystery powder uriah found packged up in my car, that i know has been in there almost a year... Its adventure time.
I feel like I deserve an award for facing my fear of penises in my face.
Competitive oral. I'm always telling girls they are only the fourth, maybe third, best blowjob I've had. They go back down with something to prove.
We just don't discuss our relationships. It's pretty much like we're single no matter what to each other. And I'm okay with that. ¯\\(ツ)/¯
He just seemed to happy to be having sex with me that it ruined the mood for me. I just wanted to punch him.
Just had an emotional break through with the dog. That high.
dont know what thebfuxk is in rhat shit, but dont lemme have antmore
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