Can i not drive my cunt home
everytime someone famous vagina shows up in pics, i have to go check my own vagina to make sure mine dont look all wrinkledy and flabby like that....i want my lips plump and succulent
i wish we had vans that drove around at night but insteand of ice cream and jolly tunes its taco bell and the macarena
he told me he wanted to get "words" tattooed on his penis so he could say hes always putting words in my mouth..
We were hooking up and you crawled into bed with us, because you had lost your phone and didn't "want to be alone at a time like this."
Vaginas are confusing as hell with all their secret compartments and shit.
I'll get my vaginal cartography poster.
She passed out in the backyard, making "face down" snow angels ... so they could have a smile.
I took his sheets with my when I left seeing that I underestimated my period. Also grabbed a 6-pack out of the fridge because breakfast is the most important meal of the day & I don't do other peoples laundry for free.
Have the decency to NOT HANG YOU'RE USED CONDOM ON THE FOOSEBALL HANDLES! Dickhead.
I just googled, "how to do boob makeup" thats the kind of night I wanna have.
Last time we talked he was trying to sext me but he was including pictures of fruit
i feel like spreading the word of drunken joy.
In all fairness that 65 year old man looked 23 in club lighting so you can fuck right off
Yeah, I mean I'll probably fuck him regardless but I'm trying to be a lady about it.
I just found weed in my bra #magicboobs2k16
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