can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
do you know how scary it is to wake up in a CATSCAN machine after a night of drinking?
Getting stoned and going to costco. If i'm not back by dawn, you know what to do.
Please tell me you're throwing the cats into this foot of snow.
Thank you for holding my bra last night while i did a topless lap around the house
She came to the party with six kegs and a life sized portrait of Lavar Burton. SHE WILL BE MY WIFE.
Just had flashback to me showering u with stir fry as u rythed on the floor
I don't know what's more sad. The fact that I'm genuinely impressed about being sober for a whole 3 days or the fact that I want to get wasted in celebration.
Uhh... I think I meant "Be proud, I'm taking shots before my public speaking test." "Coffee and vodka is not good" and "Also, I'm giving blood drunk."
Like I just asked Greg why I don't have a crown for my vagina. That drunk.
You continued to run around saying "free the nipple" while "taste testing" every liquor on the premises.
Wait..I'm drunk and butt naked making a pizza. Happy Wednesday.
Fireball goes down like mother's milk. Btw your housemate is naked
I couldn't really understand you because you were really quiet and I said "I don't know what you're saying, it's kind of a big mumble" and you said "that sums up my life"
You don't come back from leaving a bag of shit on someone's counter Jill
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