i wokr up in ohio with no clothes. i think someone gave me ecstacy. can you come find me please it's cold.
Literally just as i started to cum the church bells next ot my house began to ring. either it was the most epic timing ever or god was watching and congratulating me
I just wanted to say sorry for trying to jack off your dog last night.
idea:have a jello shot stand(opposed to lemonade stand) to raise money for spring break
so this was truly a case of the blacked out leading the blacked out.
I need a pic of your cock for our cock collage
you pulled down your pants to convince a girl you were god
I came in your room, you looked at me and said "I fucked up" and then some kid showed up and took you to the hospital
Woke up the next morning in an 8 year old's bedroom. Saw my bra swinging from the spiderman ceiling fan and decided it would be best to dip out w/o it.
Well my friend Jon slept on the couch and I slept next to my cooked lean pocket on the carpet
You sent 2 glasses of water to the table next us and told to the waitress they were on you. I repeat: water
Im gonna go for the gay guy. The ginger is freaking me out.
I have the overwhelming need to take care of him. Both with my vagina and like emotionally.
He lives 20 minutes away driving distance and decided to walk. I talked to him today and he took a nap along the way... In a cemetery.
11:30pm - Shots together. 12:15pm Shots together. 12:45pm Shots together. 9:30am Plan B's together.
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