All of his creepy stalker friends want you too
spell your last name, im trying to find you on facebook
Obama just said the words "we're all in this together." I wanted to start singing high school musical
trsut me youll find me, im the only kanye west here and every1 is chanting dbag at me
I tried telling you she just blew me in the bathroom but you were too busy making out with her to listen
on the way home I asked you what exit we get off at and your answer was "just like the goldfish"
He makes me want to shower. It must be love.
You don't seem to appreciate the rareness of his junk.
Send me a picture. I'm more of a visual learner.
Oh no, we smoked the revival weed. It came in a Batman bag. It hit like justice. And orphans.
Tommarow we shall sacrifice the freshmen to the sun god
i made sure not to drool on your bed by putting my hoodie on backwards and swaddling my face in the hood
I think I just smoked a piece of your foot. Were u picking your feet by the weed?
he sent me a green and gold dick pic and advised me I needed to come drive the snake from Ireland.
I got horny for like a second but the eggplant snapped me out of it
Not sure she's stomping around my apartment muttering incoherently about wanting to speak to the colonel
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