"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
Just watched 1 guy 1 jar with my mom. Awkwardville...
I just hit a new low..poured my beer in an empty coke can so I could drink in walmart.
Pretty sure i didnt get thrown out cause why dont i have more bloody areas
THEY WONT LEYT ME IN AND I REALLY NEED SOME FRUIT
he slapped my stomach and proclaimed it a baby-free zone
Just got invited out of group to take shots after hearing her gay friend say "why would I give him my alcohol so you can suck his dick. It's going to be a good night
there isn't one for "I'll give you an I'm sorry blowjob" but that's also an option you have. in the meantime here is an emoticon of a caterpillar
Found an old burrito under my bed
You are a sick fuck
Yea... The gym isn't gunna happen today... When I was drunk last night I tried to prove I could front flip off the wheel cover of a semi... I fucked up my shoulder pretty bad... It was more of a roll
He added me to his contacts as 'boot and rally'...have you ever been more proud to be related to me?
I can't wait to tell mom.
He's been watching the World Cup too much because right before he came he screamed "NUT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" for half a minute. Our landlord is not happy.
Apparently I blamed my BAC on the Saint Louis Cardinals...how is that not a valid excuse?!
I think he's trying to finish jacking off before throwing up again
Xanax and full house Tuesday is now Percocet Sunday
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