Homeslice needs to figure out he's so 2006
Me. At least after what I've been through.
my house keeper must think I'm a prostitute.
The vibrator you gave me is probably the one thing I will never give up if we got robbed at gunpoint
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
I'm going to make an art book filled with pics of me peeing in every bar bathroom I've ever been in. Dedicating it to you. You're welcome.
Bullets don't scare me. I wish I was a coyote
THE CEO RESPONDED TO THE MEMO WITH HIS "UNICORN" EMAIL ADDRESS AND NOW HE'S APOLOGIZING TO EVERYONE FOR USING HIS PERSONAL EMAIL AT WORK.
What did you two do last night and why did Sam send me a picture of your dick?
I know I come to this conclusion on a fairly regular basis but I really do need a babysitter
He managed to rip my nipple last night....
Do you ever have one of those days when your breasts are just fucking awesome?
i was really depressed when i left the health dept this morning after i had to write a higher number next to "partners" than "age"
Just fyi i'm now butt naked in a steam room smoking a bong in some guys house. i sense the weed penetrating my pores.
It’s a prereq for med school, so I hope the professor likes blow jobs
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