You were right, I'm so drunk and I want to eat the shit out of my vanilla cupcake candle it smells delish
Experience is the best teacher
i puked in the mini-firdge
we don't have a mini-fridge?
bought one. it ws too cheap to pass up. xcept now there's puke in it,,, but the freezer's fine so i feel pretty good about that
one more question, do you know why i woke up with 5 pounds of quarters, nickels and dimes in my pocket?
I would get the one fuckin stripper that's a lesbian. THE ONLY ONE
That chick needs a catscan. And fuck it, we're still ordering in a stripper
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
Dont eat ANYTHING off the floor at Matt's house. He likes floor sex.
not saying it was a bad idea to throw an impromptu party but someone stole the microwave
You ass. You're not the one who bought me flowers, so obviously you will not be the recipient of the blow job of gratitude.
I'm like 87% sure some random guy starting biting my ear after grinding me for like 30 seconds... I feel suprisingly unconcerned
I'm trying to find some better sex background music so his neighbors don't hate us. This is tedious.
Pretty sure the waitress here is concerned about well being bc I've been here drinking by myself for 3 hours. If only I could show here FB so she'd know I'm not alone...
Sorry I've been a slutty nightmare this week
whered you go
woke up in a ditch, shat infront of a little league game, slept in her stairway...i need to come here more often
Do you remember trying to eat the shower curtain last night...?
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