i have no concept of time, i feel my nose, and im seeing everything in bitty hexagons.
bio was interesting today. swabbed my mouth to see what the cells where, ha. found a sperm cell. he was just that awesome
Come on Nikki god gave you a vagina for a reason, so you could tell guys what kind of shots to buy you
damn. i can't believe how fast that went from 0 to lesbian
So coach him. No guy wants to admit being unsure of something in bed. It's a man-law or something.
Sorrye. The bathtuv says hi. But theresno water in it. I've wanted too tell you for the longest, but nevr could
I just saw an easily 300lb shirtless man on a Vespa. My day has been simultaneously made and ruined.
That's the fall semester you first snorted drugs off my ass I think
I went through his pics. Will you go with me to get tested?
Well.. If you trust a test that only costs a dollar, I'm not pregnant
he couldn't get a boner so he asked me to sing you shook me all night long to his penis. I think it was weirder that it actually worked
He usually doesnt care about me cumming but last night he really tried, I feel that him going to the Womens March benefitted my sex life
He said 'I really struggle with the sin of lust' then we proceeded to have sex. So I guess it was a perfectly executed Catholic pick up line?
i like beer, sex, and cooking. what more can he want?
You threw him in the dryer?
He went in of his own accord. Mumbled something about experiencing the blossoming of popcorn.
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