well isn't that the pot calling the kettle a make out whore
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
You were chewing up hot dogs and spitting them out
You should know that Team Beyonce's Vagina dominated in pong last night
The random guy I fucked from craigslist said I had the best smile. I take compliments where i can get them
They're basically the Kennedys. This is the family I fucked in to. I'm so proud of my vagina as much as it feels shitty for my heart.
we got her to the bathroom intime. all she could say was 'now my bladder is empty just like my soul'
Oh okay well are you handling the "just sex part" like a professional hooker like I taught you?
My CPA just snapchatted me a picture of her playing beer pong at a picnic. Time to do my own taxes?
I just want to make out with him forever
Told my fifteen year old cousin's friend what to sext his girlfriend last night. He was scarred for life but she fucking loved it.
Did you ever think you lost your bong and then you find it in the weirdest place? I mean, who leaves their bong in the shower?
I told him you forbid me to sleep with him so he needs to accept that.
I can't hangout tonight, I have a phone sex appointment at 10
I passed out in your bed last night...there maybe a snickers and twix bar under your pillow
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