Just saw my gyno in public. Weird to see her hands outside of my vagina.
He asked me if I "almost moaned"
making cat noises will not fix the situation.
I just got my poem back from the prof, there's a sticker of a girraffe on it and it says "you're awesome!" ... How can this even be considered real college?!?
and when he finished he handed me a baby wipe so i could clean up. i'm ok with the fact that he has kids, but not sure how to react to this.
Have you ever tried running while drinking 151?
But the ghost of his schlong past haunts you
You need to stop having girl talk with the guys I'm sleeping with.
What are you doing? Because if it happens to be drinking, or even any activity that rhymes with "drinking", I'll be over in 5.
Well he walked in last night, yelled at me for not playing any music and started dancing.
My pants are like a grocery bag containing ONLY jelly beans right now.
Basically I will actually need a reindeer pulled sleigh to make it to all the penises in one night.
Hydrocodon makes you feel like a fairy made out of pudding
For a girl who cried from fear the last time she was asked out, this. Is. TERRIFYING!
So there is a 50% chance that he just left my house and a 100% chance that I have to be up for work in 2 hours...
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