Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
Did you see 7 ppl got hurt at Talladaga?
Did they get their mullets stuck in an engine?
i'm smoking hookah in a kayak. how did this happen.
"Does your mom know how big your cock is?" Worst dirty talk I've ever had.
and i was just like oh shit i'm getting felt up by a 15 year old
Well, I'm eating cake, watching wedding videos of people I don't know, and crying. Clearly I'm a vision of mental health today
open bar reception. dayglow. pray for me
U know that drunk state, where at 930 the next morning your sitting in a bath in ur bathing suit trying to sober up...yeah. That's where i am..
gorilla chasing a banana on crotch rockets. Halloween is getting way too real
It'll be a romanticized airport meeting until I'm judged for sitting on his face in the terminal
When we pulled over so you could pee, you made us stand over you and "make a roof"
If I'm walking weird, don't judge me. Things got kinda outta hand with the GoPro on.
What are the chances I get my period 2 weeks early just as welcome week starts. My uterus is conspiring with my dead catholic grandma
He just ate a tooth whitening strip...
My pizza delivery guy was so hot I was like omg please let this be the beginning of a porno
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