I'm kindof freaked out about my cock not getting up this morning. Cove over later so I can sort this out. Do not post this on texts from last night.
Damn that would have been a great one. Hahah and don't worry...
i'm sick of taking my pants off and seeing a look of disappointment on the girls face. i want her to be frigthened
32 messages asking me to suck his dick. And there for a minute i thought i was desperate. ha!
Hahahaha
make that 40.
Why does every girl think its ok to cheat on their boyfriends with me?
just looked at his mug shot... not really my type
Just had a thought: were the sirens on when we were in the ambulance?
I've awoken at 3am again, in a night terror, just thinking about how big his dick was.
UPDATE: lighting the grill with Bacardi. Haven't slept. Forgot the hamburger buns. Almost out of our eighth handle.
Even though we had just had to physically take her off of someones lawn she was peeing on when they came outside, she still insisted on walking unassisted the rest of the way home. It was dignity meets shit show.
It would have been the trifecta of dick for her.
I can't relate, I like my boobs roaming free like a wild animal, and I occasionally let them devour small children
Can we just talk about how the only thing I have on my camera from this weekend is a video of you putting your whole fist in your mouth hahahha
Hey it's Males-You-Probably-Wish-You-Hadnt-Had-Sex-With Monday. MYPWYHHSWM
i stood outside in the bushes for thirty minutes. Do you know how many drunk guys pee in bushes at 2 am?
Note to self: make sure the door is locked before the handcuffs go on.
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