he's the Salvador Dali of pubic shaving
you don't remember? you called me at 330 crying because you were in the middle of having sex with corey and forgot his name. all you kept saying was i'm a drunk bitch.
I'm about to take my first shit since thursday. I'm scared. pray for me. If I don't make it, tell my family I love them.
I puked all over his apartment, then slept with the skinniest girl here. Which isn't saying much in Ohio.
I had to drink heavily last night because I needed to forget that you told me you want to blow my dad.
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Oh Jesus.
No worries. It'll grow back. I mean, hey, my eyebrows grew back after he shaved them off. So it's all good.
I kindof just wanted to go downstairs and let his dad know how good his son was at sex
I hate him and his pretentious your-sleeping-in-the-wet-spot look.
Why is my drynk life bleeding into my real life
I'm trying to decide whether it's worth it to masturbate in this gas station bathroom
Atlanta road trip update. Jimmy fell into the petting tank at the aquarium. And freaked out. With cops now... Keep you posted
Hahahaha don't tempt me. Remember we're trying to avoid airport jail if possible
Well I met my booty call's parents by accident, so that happened.
I DIDN'T WATCH THE PILLSBURY DOUGH BOY PORN!!!!
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