Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
so the time management class we had to take for work seems to be working. I just beat off instead of waiting for gf to get home bc it fit my schedule better.
i just licked my manager on accident and i'm freaking out
what am i going to do when LOST is over? What am i going to get high to?
at first i was worried but she assured me her frail vegan body would have no chance at conception.
My dad just questioned my drinking habits... Clearly he doesn't know what kind of college education he's paying for
I need a pic of your cock for our cock collage
they won't let me drive with my sombrero
Crying while listening to Miley Cyrus. BE GLAD YOU JUMPED THIS SINKING SHIP!
He asked if I had any questions. Apparently, "how thick is the stick up your ass" was not a correct question.
Afternoon delight is playing while I take a shit at mcdonalds
Mid-fucking he screams "YOU CAN'T VOTE FOR TRUMP"
I just woke and had to fish my phone out of a bowl of chili. I was wrist deep in it. WHO BROUGHT CHILI TO A PARTY?!
its not chili. and you brought it.
There's a big ass bed, hella ecstasy, and I can guarantee you'll regret every second that you remember.
Omg I just looked in my purse from last night.. 10 bags of gummy bears.
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