Big sunglasses are the new paper bag
ya. and they're way easier to confince girls to wear during sex
It's a sad day when you have to slightly move your fupa to shave.
Bring booze and chicks. Separate, or one already in the other. Your call.
she literally pooped in the closet. i sent the picture to everyone i know.
You know how I know it's Spring Break? I just passed a car with "South Padre bound" shoe polished on the back. The driver was blatantly drinking a roadie and getting road head.
I'm really debating making a second facebook. Same name only with DRUNK at the end. That way I can keep the guys I only talk to when I'm drunk on that facebook and only go on it when im drunk.
remind me again why lemons and alcohol in the crock pot is a bad idea?
If this wasn't a work function my tits would be out already.
Just woke up to the best idea ever. Vodka infused BUTTER. Take a second, and think of the possibilities.
The party got busted because you two got caught having sex on the neighbors trampoline, come on man.
Well I was kicked out of the bar and woke up on a picnic table. I'd say the night was awesome!
Suspicion confirmed. my mom has her nipples pierced
Way to crack the case Nancy Drew
just had to get on my knees to snort an addy off the little sink at the daycare. teacher of the year!
Not now. Out of camp chairs. Carving a new one with a chainsaw. Mushrooms are starting to kick and I gotta get this done NOW.
My vagina needs a break, I had to ice it with a beer bottle last night.
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