he wants to bone in the snuggie
I just made a milkshake without a blender... thats determination
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
mom and dad sent me an easter basket full of beer pong supplies again.
my stepmom is let-the-dog-eat-out-of-her-mouth drunk. oh my god.
I'm genuinely dissapointed that we didn't make any fat chicks cry
Had to awkwardly dig through all my fake ID's to get my real one so I could vote.......Model citizen over here.
U took a sewing needle to his nipple
Psshh,
You can't possibly imagine how much I miss you. At least I'll always have that hidden folder in my computer.
I'm pretty sure I had my drunk fortune told by a gay Miss Cleo last night. At least it's advice sober me can agree with.
What happened with the girl wasn't a gay thing. It was just a mutual respect and want for sex. The guys just weren't there.
Call it what you want. You fucked a girl.
I need to reevaluate. My boss gave me drug money. I overslept on my couch. And I had my student teacher go to McDonald's and get an egg mcmuffin for me.
Go christen that room with your naked body.
I'm trying to be all porn star and he's making it all The Notebook
Once my new license was put into my hand, a light from the heavens shined down and pauly D's voice was in my mind saying ohh yeaaah 21 yeaaah
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