The crowing achievement of my life is still the time I made a 3 course meal out of things I found in the dumpster.
omg kevin jonas gave his bride a glass slipper..could he be any gayer then he is now
he is so gay. he makes clay aiken look straight. what is wrong with the lady that married him? kevin must be envious of her balls
I think you missed the wrong class. Im pretty sure we were taught how to buy cocaine.
is it still called a breakup if its your friends boyfriend that you have stopped sleeping with?
Does the whole "it was New Years" excuse apply this year?
I'm so disappointed in myself I can actually taste it.
Does it taste like semen?
This guy randomly got in our taxi, and has now collapsed on the sofa anouncing that he's staying the night.
So I did end up texting him last night... I asked him how he felt about haircuts... not sure where I was going with that one?
Really? And is this the kinda party we talked about earlier?
Yup. It's just me crying in a closet eating soup
There are only four things in life that are certain. 1 Death, 2 Taxes, 3 The wu tang clan aint nothin to fuck with, and 4 you will never be more important than taco bell
My vagina feels like it's been kissed by angels.
17. The number of times my one night stand told me he loved me.
Just bought a colored water bottle so my classmates can be so judgemental when I bring beer to class.
He's smoked my weed, stolen my cigarettes, and used my campus cash, but I try to initiate sex and NOWWW he's all "As your RA, that's a line I can't cross"
her idea of a romantic time is a bottle of jager, some Guacamole and chips.
can't go wrong with guac.
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