If a fat man falls in the shower and nobody is in the apartment, does his pride still hurt? Answer: yes
I just told her she was a heartbeat above a blowup doll.
I fucking hate vegan toaster pastries. You don't fuck with poptarts. It's like baseball...it's the backbone of american sport and you don't change it. Poptarts are the backbone of american fatasses and you don't just go changing them.
Its against the rules to not make you aware of his virgin situation prior to penetration
He was all like, "I've prayed every single day just for one more night with you."
Omg just give him a quick handy and walk out.
I mean it was like cry my eyes out or masturbate in my moms bathroom.
There is no try. Just do it. Yoda said that. Or Nike. I can't remember. whiskey
I just passed a truck with its bed lined with a tarp and filled with water with six dudes chilling in the back driving through campus. That looks fun.
I think my vagina is phsycic. All day it tingled and then BAM Channing Tatums look alike fucks me like ive never been fucked in my life.
maybe her throwing up on me was a foreshadowing of how she would later metaphorically throw up on my life
Is it possible to be sexually attracted to someone's hair?
My pants are on and I'm pretty sure I tried to throw them at someone.
Do you find Darth Vader masks attractive?
I can feel the shame as I walk down your hallway.. good night
I have bruises everywhere an I broke the lamp. So ya I'd considerate rough sex.
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