i now know from two sources i am better at making out and giving head than she is. and not by a little either.
p.s. you have a small clit
YOU ARE THE MOST AWKWARD PERSON ALIVE.
i just saw someone crawling up the stairs to the dorm while screaming "i have the best vagina!"
I was dancing barefoot on glass at one point. That really sobered me up.
Smoking bowl and applying to community college. I now know how I got here.
this isnt the first time ive seen her dressed as abe lincoln
He put used condom on the handle of the plunger in the bathroom.
that ring i bought was worth the 6 bucks. wore it to the bar, told some girl i was recently divorced and wasnt ready to take it off. just got laid. THRICE.
He just climbed off me and used my hairspray to fix his hair. If he hadn't just gone down on me I would think he's gay.
So ahh..."Multicultural Night" turned into "Fuck the Neighbor Night"
A man just sang Jennifer Lopez to me out his car window. I am not sure how I feel about this, but it is not positively.
I may have just tried to argue quantum entanglement as the reason I was still in her bed.
You sluts I'm so proud of you. You're both wearing underwear.
first he passed out on the toilet...then hugged it and screamed no no no as i tried to pull him out
The progression was banging a stripper banging an unemployed stripper banging a sexual entrepreneur quarantining with benefits totally fucking whipped. Get it right dude
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