But regardless, you really stood out last night, you should give me a chance
Sorry but you seem like a potential womanizer
yeah I know. she is a stupid fat trailer trash bitchwhore and I hate her
but when she came up to me in the bar I had to be all like "OMG HEYYY how are you, I haven't seen you in foreverrrrr!!"
but for the record, yeah, I hope she gets mauled by a bear and dies
we're microwaving frozen margaritas its not the same without u
her bf's celebrating 10 yrs of service at kfc...it's safe to say all the good men are taken
something had to give and with her weight the coffee table never stood a chance
You had the genius idea to tape beer to the celing fan. There goes his security deposit. He is gonna be fuckin pissed.
That's actually a fantastic idea... The kinky sex dungeon will be vastly improved by the addition of a lightsaber
Is it bad that I don't ask for names anymore? Just added "gold-chain-wearing hotel guy" to my list under "minivan 3way" and "funny-tasting gym guy."
Hell hath no fury like a woman whose gay sidekick you insult
I feel like he better crank it up to level RG IV tomorrow. It's the fucking playoffs.
So if her brother fucks my brother, can I just tell her that anal sex is in her genes?
u would mumble something and then get unnecessarily loud and say random shit like 'id fuck the shit out of taylor hanson right now'
Lighting a fucking bong with a candle. Straight up dedication.
wow. that really looks like a penis. not a top hat
It’s so white trash that I almost have to have it.
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