wakey wakey hands off snakey
the entire time we were hooking up i couldn't stop thinking about the bengals. thoughts?
bad: friday night i tripped and fell outside my dorm. worse: i just found out i broke my ankle. worst: i was shitfaced and don't remember any of this.
Id love to say been there done that but im a slutty drunk not a stupid one.
You were petting your shoe and saying this makes me really happy
you cant keep talent like that locked up in a relationship
Bro I am trying to have one night stands nothing more, unless she is baking waffles I can eat out of her butthole I am not interested
I woke up and he used my makeup to write "hope you don't get pregnant" on my mirror before he left
Are some dicks heavier than others? Random question as I'm feeling mine.
As a 47 yo who just boned a 22 yo, it was definitely a walk of pride. She is a major feather in my aging cap.
I can't believe I'm giving you play by plays of this sexting convo. It's like a three way he doesn't know about.
Our DD will meet us there. The strippers are sending a limo to pick him up. He promised them New Years Eve massages. Said he would still drive us home.
You're wearing pigtails and giving away our kitchen appliances. Clearly, you're drunk.
I made soup. Now I'm having post soup making wine. I had pre soup making wine also.
I call bullshit
Call it what ever you want I just need to figure out how to get permanent marker off my cock
Shit facedness and cuddling are what you have to look forward to this evening.
Randomize
