she said it was ok for her to take her top off in the hot tub but she didn't take off her bottoms because that would be slutty
Just snuck alcohol into the hospital for my mom.
Everytime I sleep with him he gives me another hint to what his tattoo means. I'm like a slutty Nancy Drew.
He pulled a potato out of his bag in the library. A WHOLE FRIGGIN POTATO. He ate it like it was an apple and waved at the librarian as she stared at him.
Your excessive judging is making this uncomfortable
Drank a beer through my butt, how's your initiation going?
After he finished he sang his college fight song like it was some victory
Sadly, she's the porn star that got away
I did a kegel this morning to determine if I had been penetrated during last night's blackout. Nope.
There's times when I just want to bottle my farts for later they're so insane.
Sooooooo, maybe just fucked on a motorcycle.
We had sex last night...... This "Friends" thing is going well.
sweet Jesus, who thought 13 martinis was a good idea? 11 was probably sufficient.
In theory, it seemed like it would work.
Unfortunately the rum ran out midway through our viewing and we had to suffer in silence for the rest of it.
Randomize
