My relationship with VH1 is so bittersweet
I feel like tequila is Gods way of lighting my fuse to do something awesome
I don't know how to say this, but I think you're a fucking bitch and the sooner you die I'll be happier.
Sorry- wrong number! :)
you don't remember? you called me at 330 crying because you were in the middle of having sex with corey and forgot his name. all you kept saying was i'm a drunk bitch.
No she hasen't showed up to my place yet, last I heard she was puking as she was walking without stopping near the park.
I have been running off of weed, alcohol, and Mexican food. What is Tallahassee.
btw my roommates send a round of applause to you and that guy you tried to fuck on our wall. Additionally they hope he got it in.
Mmmhmmm sure, nice try, but there's certain wounds that only bj's can heal
If you value your immune system buddy, walk away from that one.
my mom just told me I should hit it and quit apparently she does not like this new girl
IM GOING TO SIT ON YOUR FACE AND CHANT 'I BELIEVE THAT WE WILL WIN'
I know it's just really hard to give up sex and cigs during a blizzard
Haha idk you were stealing pizza dough at dominos
Can you send me the picture of me licking the cows udders?
Rationing the toilet paper. Only one wipe allowed. I'm scared to move too much.
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