I got so high last night I started crying because i couldn't stop thinking about how scary space is
Saying she let herself go implies she was actually holding on
i don't care what she did to you. we are not having sex in front of your sister.
you kept begging me not to tell anyone you had been a bat in another life
she just uttered the sweetest sentence in the english language...my stripper friends are coming over
he said I was the best sex he's ever had, handed me a burger king crown and told me to take my walk of shame with pride
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
He had to carry me to the car. But then sat with me and waited for me to sober up enough to have sex. He's a keeper.
He goes "hi, free today?" WHEN AM I EVER FREE ON A SATURDAY, I GOT HUNGOVER TO BE AND DRUNK TO GET.
I'm just gonna use that pot butter as dip for chips. That's fat, American AND stoner!
drinking right out of the bottle and nobody bats an eye.
its good to be home.
I'm watching Part of Your World now and I'm crying and I feel like I'm floating right along with her. This. This right here is some drunken Disney Magic
I can't come. It's so cold my uterine walls have frozen together like a cherry popsicle.
My fuck it list is complete! I finally got a firefighter!
If it were up to me his wife would never get his penis again, but I guess they have some sort of arrangement
Yes, an arrangement called marriage
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