OKAY SO WHENEVER I SEE AN UGLY COUPLE I ALWAYS WONDER WHAT THEY SAY TO EACH OTHER IN BED. creepy?
dude my grandmas the shit. she has a sixth grade education and got hit by a car when she was 18. she cant smell.
laughing at 16 and pregnant while fucking w/o a condom....
i always knew you were classy
you have a cum towel under your bed, you're the definition of single
I'm thinking I had intended to send you pics cuz I woke up naked
i have a surprise for you that looks bigger since I found my body hair trimmer
Listen. I don't care if its "nontoxic" im not putting it in my fucking vagina.
AND I JUST GOT FUCKING DAUGHTER ZONED. NO. I'M DONE. I HATE BOYS. ASEXUALITY HERE I COME.
This is the guy I made out with and it made me think of my dad. Let's never talk about it again.
Sorry, I know you're at the airport but a gram of coke is missing so good luck with security!
Well if you don't want to be kicked out before last call don't I would suggest stop drinking whiskey and don't call the giant bouncer with the neck tattoo "princess"
Then he kissed my hand sensually and said "you're a Black Queen. Don't let anyone tell you different."
We have an albino peacock in our apartment. It's beautiful.
Scratch it being beautiful, bitch just stole my McDonalds. Call animal control.
I love you more than sex with randoms.... and we all know how much I love that shit.
The party pretty much ended once she shit on the couch
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