just caught my little brother jacking off the family pet
so stoned i ashed in my jack and coke like 4 times. drinking it anyway
She has more profile pics than tagged pics. narcissism at its best.
All I remember is drinking vodka out of tupperware.
Go on vacation with her and forget to pack pants. I did that once and it worked like a charm.
i feel like i was in a swimming pool of captain and coke and had to drink my way out
you were wandering around the street for like an hour singing "nothing but socks on"..an original you wrote after the 12th shot i believe
We all told you to throw up but you just stuck your head in the toilet and screamed..
I hurt so much. Not in the emotional way, but in the I went to dive bars sorta way.
Just ushered a raccoon across the street so yeah.. Good night
You was so high that you insisted that you heard someone whistle, then you insisted they was trapped in the wall!
I'm just to the point my give a fucks is so far in the red that I'm going to have to take out a 30yr loan of fucks to repay it
what do you mean he's functionally heterosexual
In California. Through an entire game + OT. That’s a long time to have an octopus in your pants.
I don’t know how you celebrated 4/20 but I set a Payless trash can on fire
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