You just kept saying over and over "Tell me I won't do it." Someone finally told you you won't. You did. Welcome to herpes.
My piss changed color midstream. Think that means I have a 50/50 chance of passing the test?
I need to talk about my life with someone. Preferably with someone who hasn't tried to jizz on me
i must've hopped out the car and eaten some leaves...even when your'e drunk that's not acceptable
2 out of 3 people here lost their shoes. America.
I was drunk for 3 days straight...well wasted for 3 days with periods of "just drunk" inbetween
Someone came into our hotel room and took our remote
What should I do?
I hate to stick you with the friend but I did all the work.
At this point it's more of an experiment to see how much actual bush growth is possible. See, being single can be both educational and surprisingly comfy!
Bourbon is too strong for my cat, he does not want to drink it
NO HE PUT HIS HAND IN HIS PANTS BEFORE HE TOUCHED THE BONG.
ILLEGAL
Idk if I should be worried or amused that my autocorrect changes the word STD to DTF.
eating a weed cupcake with nutella on top at work. i AM a star!
i realized my signature handshake has now become a hookup. i love what college has done to me.
Would the comment "Down Goes Frasier" be too inappropriate at this time?
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