remember that time i ran away from the bar and passed out in a street cot?
neither do i
Sandra Bullock looks like the most recent Michael Jackson
nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
I just tried to light a cigarette with a tube of lipstick. If I had stayed in girl scouts maybe I could've made that happen.
I just looked at the maps icon on my IPhone and "eR" was typed in the search address bar. I wonder if we ever got there.
im drinking italian dressing and watching dexter. its 230am. lets never drink on sundays again.
I remember trying to cut the power to a house I thought was "too bright to understand the meaning of christmas". Pretty sure I blacked out down the street.
MEET ME OUTSIDE YOUR HOUSE IN THREE MINUTES. BE DRUNK. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
Is it acceptable to cry on a Friday or am I supposed to drink to forget it?
if i ever wake up in the morning and don't feel a boner in my asscrack then this relationship is over
CSI Miami is on and the guy is trying to save this woman who got shot. By stripping off his shirt & belt. THE WOMAN NEEDS YOUR PANTS OFF TOO
All i really remember is meeting this guy dressed as jesus and i kept taking his wine and saying "the body of christ!"
I also woke up in my friends room to 3 girls and a naked boy on the floor but thats besides the point
I'm tripping pretty hard right now but every time a Volvo drives by I feel like everything is gonna be alright
Edible... I FEEL CLOSER TO THE UNIVERSE AND I DEF TRAVELED IN TIME. I THINK I CAN READ MINDS NOW.
I'm not saying it wasn't great. I'm just saying sleeping with a gassy, depressed,45 year old mother was a different experience. Would do it again though.
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