is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
I just put on my hot pinky lace thong... you know what that means! ;)
Oh god. Slutty you is on the run. Someone needs to alert the city.
I knew I shouldn't have slept with her...my dick looks like a stegosaurus tail
Happy graduation...we are now officially unemployed alcoholics!
Just to be safe, you should be prepared to jump out of a second story window
Want to get naked in Baltimore this weekend?
I just had a contest with the toilet to see who could hold their breath longest.
I won
Want a slice of this weekend's hottest piece of ass?
If he survived pride he can survive a gay bar
Well I walked the wrong way for a little bit and I don't remember if I fell asleep or not but I definitely laid down under the over pass for a while
Damn you are the highwater mark of the naked women in my life. Like idk what lined up but yeah.
I've also stopped shaving, like, everything. I can't tell if I'm empowered or sad
the guy in front of me in walmart is buying a blowtorch, potato chips, and condoms. I'm curious and horrified at the same time.
My life is over, I got a mugshot while wearing a shirt that said 'milf hunter'.
Can you see if my straightener is in your refrigerator?
Yes. Its here..
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