i am not allowed to pick the men i sleep with anymore
Is "blowjob enthusiast" a bad costume?
Soo time for a life change, my 6 yr old sister made my gf a puke bucket for her birthday
Your brother came in a girls mouth for the first time last night... Ah the tales told whilst buying minors beer.
I'm in a bed full of sand, and also just took my contacts out. Whatever happened yesterday was great, I think.
I bought 2 40s with winning lottery tickets and they paid me $.03. 'Merica
What's up with the fire hydrant in the laundry room?
If we both finish he brings me a beer and cookies, if only he finishes I get wine and cheesecake. I think I'm in love.
I made $80 at the club last night by telling him he was like a wild pony and I just wanted to tame him
True strength comes from lack of pants
I never thought I could be this turned on by a man wearing racoon tails.
my extended weekend of being as irresponsible as possible started with blowing the bartender in the bar bathroom. off to a good start.
Potholders are an underrated garment. Especially naked.
I mean, drunk me really liked him, maybe sober me will too. Who am I to deny fate?
Not gonna make it. His stripper neighbors are playing a Super Bowl drinking game that involves removing my clothes
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