Dude apparently i ran into the middle of a half marathon last night and some how won
I have fifteen cents in cash and 80 cents in the bank. BUT I have weed.
The new google images is a smorgasbord of porn now are plans for tonight are off.
Well... When your girlfriend fucks your sister, the 2 week courtesy window goes out the door.
Watching frozen planet. There's a beach master sea lion with about 50 sea lion bitches fighting another sea lion for said bitches. It's a bloody battle. Dude. You have over 50. Share.
Oh I love our desires, it's riding my bike at 2 AM with a massive erection that I dislike.
Its not chugging if its just one gulp
Why do you hate her?
She's dating the best penis that has ever entered my vagina.....
GOT MY PERIOD AND AN INTERNSHIP OFFER THIS IS A WONDERFUL DAY
I'm still a bit day drunk and decided to go for a run. You may get a snapchat of me vomiting soon
I shouldn't be drunk at 3 pm but alas, here we are...
She's so high she just screamed into the pile of takeout boxes "which one of you gave me diarrhea"
This guy needs to stop asking about my feet
You barfed off the front porch while the elderly neighbors were walking their dog. We had to convince them not to call 911.
Pics or it didn't happen.
I think my stomach is breaking up with me. It's giving me back everything I ever gave it.
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