Hey i just realized that im masturbating in the exact same kind of chair that they are doing it on in this porno
chasing shots of tequilla with sun chips. its doable but not recommended
I've already planned a drinking game for mtvs jersey shore....jagerbomb everytime they do
i wiped a booger on my final. end of semester present.
Apparently she got a minor consumption for using vodka soak tapmons
Does that work!! Please say yes
It's only Tuesday and I just measured and checked to see if my 6'5 Friday booty call will fit in the back of my jeep comfortably.
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
She's cute. And her snoring noises remind me of the incidental music from Jaws.
Just opened up the freezer to find chocolate penis popsicles. Too hungover for this shit
Literally this kid just told me he's not planning to live past 30. Then he hit himself with a frying pan.
That's fine. It's not illegal to bring ham into a museum.
I'm crying and shaving my Bronco playoff beard
You just put lesbians and Hogwarts in the same sentence. Of course I'm in.
I think I just found my soul mate...he's wearing a zebra striped onesie and is into Michael Jackson...I'll explain in the morning.
I was giving this fat lawyer a table dance and he asked me if I would be willing to play with his long, hard stick of the law. And you want me to stop drinking at work?
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