ally, we are sitting by a fire and you are totally hot. no pun intended
i would rim the shit out of meg ryan
I know it sounds like a good idea, but doing Spanish homework at a bar just because the owners are Mexican and they give us margaritas really wasn't the best decision.
He gave me his number and said the usual call whenever you need someone but then was like... or just call me.
You would pick up a guy in AA.
Just hit him with your car. I can guarantee he won't do it again.
He threw up the X he took like 30min before then when we thought his antics were over... BOOM! He tried to pee out a light he was holding.
By the way seagulls wings are very soft. And the lesbian and or by sexual twins say hello. Be home in the little bit time frame.
When I said I wanted you to make noise during sex, I didn't mean mocking ones.
Why is your ex naked in my apartment?
I have a guy for practically everything... except for making me waffles on demand. will u be my waffle guy?
How old am I that I had to sneak a boy out of my room this morning...
My Sexting was not on an AP level
Are you going to regret this?
No I do t think so
Ok then he can enter the holy dorm temple.
the good news is I finally used my captain america waffle maker to make captain america waffles
You know you drink too much when the bartender at your favorite bar recognizes you at chipotle with your sunglasses on.
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