We are surrounded by old people. Heavens waiting room for sure.
I have show me your genitals stuck in my head. Except in spanish. Muestrame tus genitals. Tus genitals.
We all know the best way to start a relationship is greeting while at least one of you are intoxicated, dual facebook stalking, and a two week long game of 20 questions via texts to 'really' get to know each other. In that order.
I wouldn't have it any other way. It's like a fairy tale!
New moon trailer came on. Theater booed. I love these people.
i'm watching the tyra show: "women who beat up their boyfriends" - lets see how she can make THIS one all about herself too.
She's more of a "I'm gonna get herpes no matter how great her face looks like" pretty
The office pool is up to $500 if you take a shit in Frank's desk drawer. Time to change the unpaid internship into a cash cow.
He has horses apparently. I wonder if we could fuck while riding a horse or if that's too dangerous.
She sat on the stairs and yelled sex positions at us. I don't remember if we went along with it but judging by the beer and condoms I'm thinking yes.
Note to self: last nights makeup does NOT, under ANY circumstances, look good today.
I have dibs on his crisis of faith.
He never broke character while fucking me on the neighbor's lawn. I give him a 10 for his dedication to the British accent.
i puked in the 2nd best shower and the couple fucking in the 1st didnt even pause so you might wanna hold off on that for a while
Life without a bra equals bliss.
all I want for my birthday is booze and sex toys. don't bother calling if neither of those are included.
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