dats a huuuuuge bitch!
who is this????
My hair reeks of homosexuality.
That girl really should ne nicer to her vagina. It's not a playground.
Apparently hers is a theme park.
I hope you never procreate. Philly is already the ugliest city in the country.
what do you mean I googled how to give an awesome blow job?
obama could have borrowed sotomayor's dick when he threw out that that first pitch like a girl last night
I am tired of kissing girls with mustaches.
i dont care that its taken 20 hrs to pee without hurting, BEST HATE SEX EVER.
it says 'tasty bitch' in sharpie on my tits...
I'm thinking about slathering myself with peanut butter and going to the dog park. What's the worst that could happen?
Life isn't about who you kiss, drunk, at midnight. It's who you text nonsense to, sober, from the toilet.
If you're signed up as "sober sister" can you do cocaine or nah
I woke up with sticky red stuff all over my sheets, face, and chest. Apparently after I blacked out I thought eating ribs in bed was a good idea
He was a half hour late. His excuse was that his brother knifed him right before he was going to leave. I didn't believe him until I saw the gauze.
Andddddd I'm drunk
Andddddd it's Tuesday
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