that's just what I need...drunk ass people throwin hatchets in the dark.
Not good, Ive never been this late. We need to talk.
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He told me he looked up all the foods that make cum taste better and he put it all on his moms shopping list. she came through my line. this ones a keeper I think.
so my car got towed last night. I didnt know it cost 118 dollars to have a college experience
i think she is mad at you for trying to take a shit in the back seat of her car
oh and if she happens to say anything about a cantalope and tissues... just go with it
my resolution for 2011 is to fuck him whenever he wants it. this year I'm going above and beyond the call of booty.
As soon as he came we went to Dairy Queen. That drive through lady was very condescending about our "just fucked" ice cream.
Just got biofeeze on my vag. Weirdest sensation everrr. Can't decide if I want to cum or cry
She just won 2 Grammys at 17 and were sitting here hotboxing our half bathroom
I'm almost too old to be on The Real World but feel like I'm too young to be on The Bachelor and I'm just really confused with my place in life.
They put me in room 420 every time and I take bubble baths and smoke in the room and they bring food TO MY BED
I admit I fucked your best friend, but to be fair, you fucked the tristate area. So there's a good chance about 40% of those people are MY friends.
oh what is to come when my single life starts with a threesome?
He had a tattoo of the Batman logo around his asshole. I noped right the hell out of there.
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